AKA: Having my period
Shark week is a magical time.
Eating salad and fruit turns into eating pizza and chocolate.
Going swimming turns into lying on the sofa watching TV.
Drinking water turns into drinking beer.
Being medication-free turns into guzzling aspirin by the fistful.
Bouncing out of bed in the morning turns into dragging an achy, unforgiving body into the shower.
Nice and friendly turns into cursing with a side of sarcasm.
Smooth skin turns into teenage, volcanic, pus spewing craters.
Forgiving, generous driving turns into racing, expletives and inappropriate hand gestures.
Yeah. Very effing magical.
I think if it’s not used by someone that you so should trademark shark week! Thanks for linking up with us on the #bigfatlinky hope to see you there this week
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Haha, no no, I’ll share. Thanks for hosting!
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Summed up perfectly! And the name shark week, love it 🙂 #bigfatlinky
Debbie
http://www.myrandommusings.blogspot.com
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Thanks, Debbie.
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Sounds like a good week to avoid you!
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Probably for the best. Unfortunately not an option for my family.
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I love it ! I’m taking that too lol #bigfatlinky
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🙂 I thought it was a common thing. Now I’m worried I’ve pinched it from someone. Apologies if you are that someone- feel free to take credit.
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Forgot to say #FridayFrolics x
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That is awesome!! I am so going to call mine SHARK WEEK from now on. It is the best title for it. xo
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Full disclosure: I can’t take credit for coining it 🙂
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