I used to be a fantastic swearer. Growing up in the non-posh end of Fife, Scotland, attending a public high school and working many low paid jobs during my teens and early 20s equipped me with a fairly spectacular, blue vocabulary. F words littered each sentence like punctuation. I wasn’t even afraid of dropping the odd c-bomb.
After the Baby joined us I decided I’d like to try to avoid having my kid’s first word be a four letter one. I cleaned up my act as best I could. I even decided to write this blog without my beloved swearies, just so I get into the habit of finding other words to express myself.
But I can’t help but wonder, as I watch the Baby get annoyed and hurt himself, if he isn’t already cussing.
Perhaps his violent shriek and shove on one of the rare moments he doesn’t want to make out with the dog is actual a baby curse?
Maybe when he face planted (again) that guttural grunt was a satisfying swear word.
Maybe his yelling protests when his new favorite chew toy is confiscated is actually expletives.
Little potty mouth!
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