Things You Can Do with Food Other Than Eat It

Hold it in your hand for a really long time until it becomes soggy and disintegrates.

Sneak it to the dog when your mummy isn’t watching.

Rub it on the dirtiest surface you can find.

Post it into a small nook or cranny.

Save it somewhere for later.

Chuck in on the floor.

Rub it in your hair.

Push it up your nose.

Store it up in your cheeks like a hamster then choke on it and regurgitate it all out again.

Push it under you so your mummy things you’ve eaten it all.

Push a huge piece in your mouth, chew it then spit the whole thing out.

 

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