I’m sure there are some people out there who think I’m nuts. Surely there’s no way a one year old could have already figured out how to push my buttons. But he has, and with great effectiveness.
Here are a few examples of the Baby’s daily stunts which get my blood boiling:
Making sure he has my eye contact before doing something he knows he’s not supposed to.
Pretending he’s going to eat something then chucking it on the floor at the last moment.
Wailing for something to eat then promptly feeding it to the dog.
Gobbling up something one day then acting like we’re trying to poison him the next.
Being quiet for ages at nap time then screaming the minute I sit down.
Throwing something out of reach then screaming because he can’t reach it.
Asking to be picked up then freaking out when I try to pick him up.
Wanting to get in the bath and then crying because I put him in the bath.
Waiting until I’ve changed his nappy then coming to hang out near me to have a huge, stinky poo. Preferably while I’m eating.
Waking up (relatively) late, eating all of a new, never tried before breakfast, playing nicely by himself, stopping his play to toddle over and give me a hug- just when I’m about to publish this post so I feel like a monster who doesn’t deserve such a sweet, loving, well behaved little boy. Sigh.