We have returned from our mega journey to Spain. Please allow me to share with you some of the wisdom I collected on our 22 hour, 3 plane journey.
1. Pack your hand luggage lightly and strategically.
Needless to say we failed epically on this count and had to lug three tons of stuff through every security checkpoint. We were prepared for every eventuality though.
2. Begin or end your journey from an Asian country, preferably Thailand.
This might not be the most practical advice for your holiday but I stand by it. I avoided immigration and security queues (which were significant) both on the way in and out. In Suvarnabhumi airport, the baby and I was ushered into an empty security room where pleasant officers even helped me repack my bags.
3. Remember that the person carrying the baby through customs also needs to carry the milk.
As the Baby and I swanned, stress-free through priority security the Mummy was left in the regular line fighting to keep our 10 cartons of milk we had packed for our mammoth trip. Thankfully a sympathetic, parent security guard took pity on her. Phew.
4. Allow the baby to play on the floor for the hour after you board before you take off.
It’s nice getting on before everyone else and getting settled but it does mean that you’re on an hour before a long haul flight begins to taxi. Don’t make our mistake and get everyone buckled in too early.
5. Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Because you sure as heck wont be sleeping when he’s awake.
6. Prepare witty come backs for people who are mean about your baby.
A woman sitting near us with her baby was heard to admonish her fellow passenger with a loudly proclaimed: ‘My baby’s crying isn’t nearly as annoying as your snoring!’. The female passenger immediately ceased her sighing and tutting.
7. Know that your baby will choose the most inconvenient time to poop.
Ever tried to get out of the row when everyone has their meals on their tray tables in front of them? Try doing that with a grabby, poonami baby tucked under your arm.
8. Try to plan your first stop to be with family so you have something to look forward to.
Have you attempted a mega journey with kids? What advice would you offer?