AKA: Having my period
Shark week is a magical time.
Eating salad and fruit turns into eating pizza and chocolate.
Going swimming turns into lying on the sofa watching TV.
Drinking water turns into drinking beer.
Being medication-free turns into guzzling aspirin by the fistful.
Bouncing out of bed in the morning turns into dragging an achy, unforgiving body into the shower.
Nice and friendly turns into cursing with a side of sarcasm.
Smooth skin turns into teenage, volcanic, pus spewing craters.
Forgiving, generous driving turns into racing, expletives and inappropriate hand gestures.
Yeah. Very effing magical.
